பிஞ்ச செருப்பு

பரோட்டா பிச்சா தான் கொத்து போட முடியும்

செருப்பு பிஞ்சாதான் காதலிக்க முடியும்

– மகாகவி மாமேதை கவிராயர் கார்த்திகேயன்

(இவருக்கு புகழ்ச்சி பிடிக்காது)

Who am I?

I just had a dream. I wake up and I realize all this, from zero to infinite, myself and everything doesn’t matter. It was all  a dream. I am god and I have woken up to reality that is totally void and I am the void. Since all is void there is no desire, no greed, no purpose or whatsoever. There is no happiness, no sadness, nothing is right, nothing is wrong, nothing is beautiful or ugly, there is no perception.

Then I slip into my dream and I wake up into this earth as human, and once again as myself, and I write this blog. Hope this is the dream and that was the reality.

How I wish to be enlightened, how I am not as I seek to be.

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NOW I AM ENLIGHTENED. Damn I am using Linux, and there is this fucking Microsoft and Apple and non free hardware and software to be destroyed. What the fuck……. I wish this is the reality. And idiots believe in god, they too must be killed. An those fucking MBA’s and administrators . GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Any one knows how to make a nuclear tipped missile?

I still need to master shell scripting. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

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Javascript bad parts

And that bloody Javascript, why would any one need it when there is Ruby? Damn………

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And my idiotic ex-girlfriends. Rot in hell if you are not using Linux.

Dealing with MBA’s

There must be some course in Engineering / Diploma / Scientific education about dealing with stupids aka MBA. In almost all my business I have encountered these MBA’s and in almost all situations they are stupids who never understands business

Their understanding of science, math and computers are decimal and they claim that they can lead I.T industry. What the fuck, dam what the fuck. If you look at fast growing startups and companies where there are happiness there are no MBA’s in them. Which intelligent guy would hire some one trained to be a fool any way?

Recently I was talking to a business analyst, I told him we have a Javascript conference, and it would be great if he knows the technology that brings him money. He stayed away saying that he had nothing to do with Javascript though he markets for web industry. After the talk I had a hearty laugh. Hope he is not aware that I write blogs.

In another funny incident I encountered a project where mobile phone cameras were used to detect UV light. WHAT? Humans see colors of rainbow. We don’t see lights below red (infra red) and lights above violet (ultra violet), why should any engineer design a camera that detects and amplifies the spectrum we cannot see, that too in a cell phone where battery power is critical? I freaked out. Any way, why thats my bother?

Computing industry is based on science and math. If you put a emailer + spreadsheeter + sweettalker (to boss) + tyrant (to subordinates) = MBA and try to  run an industry under such people …. :D